For Mother's Day this year I've decided all I want is a time-out.

A time-out is:

Being sent to my room.
Reading something in more than sentence intervals before someone needs something.
Reading something that doesn't involve talking animals, anything Disney, or Dora.
Eating. All of my food. Without sharing.
Not having to break up any fights or talk about sharing.
Watch what I want to watch on TV.
Uninterrupted sleep.

Oh, and one other thing--something the kids make me that I don't help with.

So really it's three things: a little time to read, eat and sleep. Best of all? It's all free! Second best of all? I'll return the "gift" on Father's Day!

Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there--and moms-to-be and anyone who's been "like a mom" to someone.

Don't forget to "Thank a Mom" on Sunday.

This has been a public service announcement.

xo Sara

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